If you’re not tearing your labrum, you’re not casting hard enough!

Your fly should skate across the water like a little wave runner!

The only thing better than a hopper is two hoppers with a hopper dropper.  That’s three hoppers.

The single most essential piece of gear for any fishing trip is beer. The 2nd is also beer.

You can call it a strike indicator if you like.  I call it a bobber because it’s a bobber.

We were catching pike, perch, rainbow, brown trout, cutties, cutbows, brownbows, rainbrowns, cuttyrainbrowns, shark….

If you’re planning a fishing trip into grizzly bear country, don’t forget to take a slow, uncoordinated friend along.

The most effective way to infiltrate an elk herd is to drench yourself in elk urine and cover your naked body with 1,000 elk hair caddis.  You’ll be invisible to them!

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Posted: February 9, 2016

Perhaps, instead of telling me “I can’t go fishing because I have to work”, you should be telling your employer “I can’t go working because I have to fish.”