Hank Patterson, Fly Fishing Guide/ Cub Scout Dropout

"The single most essential piece of gear for any fishing trip is beer. The 2nd is also beer."

— Hank Patterson

"Your fly should skate across the water like a little wave runner!"

— Hank Patterson

"The only thing better than a hopper is two hoppers with a hopper dropper. That’s three hoppers."

— Hank Patterson

"If you're not tearing your labrum, you're not casting hard enough!"

— Hank Patterson

"If you're planning a fishing trip into grizzly bear country, don't forget to take a slow, uncoordinated friend along."

— Hank Patterson

"You can call it a strike indicator if you like. I call it a bobber because it’s a bobber."

— Hank Patterson

"We were catching pike, perch, rainbow, brown trout, cutties, cutbows, brownbows, rainbrowns, cuttyrainbrowns, shark…."

— Hank Patterson

Bobber Down!

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